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I was born a poor pretzel and grew up farming the great wasabi fields of Nagano Prefecture, Japan. Farming is difficult for a pretzel. You get very soft when it rains, and it is hard to hold farm implements when you have only pretzel nubs instead of hands.

My father taught me to walk the path of the Wasabi Way. It is a path of enlightenment for those who seek it. Long have I walked the earth in order to show all snacks and all pretzels that they may get along in peace, regardless of their toppings or dippings. Sometimes I have had to beat the Wasabi Way into their heads. But they have thanked me for it.

Nagano Prefecture, Japan

Peace. Harmony. Pickled ginger.

Cats. Musicals. Having to beat the Wasabi Way into others, even though
they deserve it.

Many. You do not want me to resort to them.

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  We've almost milked every last drop of comedy out of this puppet show. Almost. Check out the video to see snacks served up with a side of justice.

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  Investigative Report: Some guy who sounds like a reporter got all serious when he heard about this "Cheesing" thing. Some people will do anything for a scoop. Click to find out more about this blight on society. And fire up a SUPERPRETZEL Soft Pretzel while you're at it. They're good, even without cheese.

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  Wasabi said he was going to beat everyone. Why did everyone not listen? And when is someone in Hollywood going to give Wasabi a five-picture deal? He rules.

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  Melee at King of the Oven Press Conference
  Honestly, what did you expect? Everyone talked a lot of smack. Then Wasabi laid down the law and now he scares us. Seriously. He could kill you with his little finger so it's a good thing he doesn't actually have a little finger.

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  King of the Oven: There Can Be Only One
  A whole bunch of SUPERPRETZELERS enter (seriously, we've lost count at this point); one SUPERPRETZELER remains. And that SUPERPRETZELER is badder than like, a really, really bad thing. Here's a preview of what
  we're in for.

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  Cheesing is bad, and that ain't good. Who knew injecting yourself with cheese was evil like that? It will ruin your life. And no one will like you and you'll be ugly. So just say no, ok?

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  Does anything Wasabi say make any sense? Can El Salsador actually fight? Is Super Captain Cheese Wizard the greatest 12-year-old color commentator/superhero ever? Watch and find out.

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  The SUPERPRETZELER's path is often long and filled with questions like "Without sushi, is there still wasabi?" We don't really understand either, but maybe Wasabi himself will tell us. Click here and find out.

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  How to Eat a SUPERPRETZEL. A variety of opinions from our usual stable of talking snack foods attached to sticks. Make them mad by eating SUPERPRETZELS in whatever manner you find most delicious.